Things I've learned being a mom.

1. A cantaloupe rind on the floor is the real life equivalent of a banana peel on cartoons.
2. There will be a day when poop no longer grosses you out.
3. Hairy legs are not the turn off I assumed they were.
4. I will never leave the house in clean cloths again.
5. My bathing routine would be squashed into 5 minute segments throughout the day.
I will have more later, right now I have to get youngins off the bus and start dinner. I'll try to post the roll recipe I'm using later on.